Who said these lines in the NCIS episode ''Yankee White''?

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Imagine someone challenging you with, "Can you guess which NCIS character said these lines in the Season 1 episode Yankee White?" How confident are you in your NCIS knowledge? Would you ace it or falter?
If you call yourself the ultimate NCIS fan, it should be a breeze for you. So, we're testing your knowledge right now. (Yes, we're putting you on the spot).
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Who said this: "Should I write these rules in my palm pilot or crochet them in pillows?"
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Who said this: "Never say you're sorry. You don't have to crochet that one."
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Who said this: "Ducky, why would Abby go to a frat party?"
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Who said this: "What are you? My Priest?"
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Who said this: "That guy was an organic freak. He probably wiz green."
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Who said this: "[in response to someone asking, 'How's your butt'] Still bouncing on the belt way."
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Who said this: "Don't dismiss me like that... I earned my jock strap."
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Who said this: "Gibbs, the pilot won't take off till the secret service chick gives us a...thumbs up."